November 11th is creeping nearer, and will mark the turn of yet another decade in my personal aging process.
I’ll be 40, which I read somewhere is the official age one becomes a cougar at.
Being an alien, I didn’t think it would happen to me, but the more thought put into it and considering my *cough* hybrid status, turning into a big reddish gold, umber and white kitty, then stalking and pouncing on unsuspecting younger men?

It could totally happen, y’all. Seriously.
And it’s definitely a noteworthy event in one’s life. You don’t get to turn into an animal every day!
Anyhoo, it seemed that something special was needed in order to commemorate this approaching, and huge, life change, so I thought of Russell Michael.
No, not because he’s a sexy younger man.
Okay, maybe a little. Ahem.
Mostly because he’s an uber-talented musician and I was positive he could create an Official Cougar Theme Song.
And he did.
And here it is:
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