Please be advised that:
I follow people totally smothered in Animalistic* Awesome Sauce and re-tweet them freely.
This can result in much licking of body parts as well as mention of sex toys and weaponry.
I recommend the use of neither of those.
If you believe that, I’ve got some beach front property in New Deal, Texas to sell you.
I don’t believe in organized religion.
Disorganized religion is way more fun.
You won’t convert me.
So stop trying already.
I cuss.
A lot.
F-bombs have been known to fly freely.
I promote my ebooks, web fics and other stuff regularly.
I’ll promote your stuff too.
Love me for that.
I have blonde moments.
Probably because I am blonde right now. Thank you, Clairol.
I commit the ultimate Twitter sin: I tweet about food.
I also tweet about my furry kidlets and show pics of them*.
I know, I’m such a rule breaker.
I like conversing with people.
I hate the non-word ‘conversate’.
I’ll spank you with my katana if you use it.
Hard.
I drink a lot.
By drink, I mean Dr Pepper and spiced chai.
Two of my characters also have Twitter accounts.
They don’t post regularly. They’re usually too busy fighting or fucking.
See? What’d I tell you? F-bomb!
I’m scatter-brained, so the slightest glimpse of…ooh, kitty!
* @tmycann forced me at whip point to add those. Swear she did. :p
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