Short Version: The theme I was using, Ikarus, doesn’t play well with WordPress v. 2.8.

Trying to find a new one I liked and testing them resulted in everything getting all screwed up.

My solution?

I exported what I needed and did a clean install of WordPress. And I thought this was going to be a catch up week? Hah!

Please bear with me while I select a new theme and tweak it to my satisfaction!