Here are some things you might want to know about me first:
- I eat, breathe and sleep sports.
- The above is a total lie.
- I’m passionate about politics.
- That’s another big, fat lie.
- I don’t curse.
- I cuss, people, and my favorite word is ‘fuck‘.
- I also have a certain fondness for ‘shit’ and ‘bastard’.
- I flirt.
- I’m EO about it.
- That means ‘equal opportunity’.
- It only means I think you’re cool.
- Not that I wanna have your child.
- Because this baby factory’s closed for business, people.
- I can do boring very well.
- It’s a gift.
- I’m a self-publishing writer.
- I have my own imprint.
- I’m not very psyched about ever being traditionally published.
- And I actually do mean that.
- I’m older than you think.
- But I refuse to act my age.
- Because life’s more fun that way.
- I’m a Pagan Pastafarian.
- That pretty much means I don’t believe in organized religion.
- The PTB seem to be okay with that.
- So does the FSM.
- I mean, I haven’t been smited to death yet, right?
- I like men.
- No matter how many ladies I flirt with.
- It’s a boob thang.
- According to family & friends, I’m pretty damn weird.
- I revel in my weirdness.
- Just the way I roll.
- I talk to imaginary people.
- Who live in my head.
- A lot.
- Any questions?
- If all you post is links, I’m not gonna follow you back.
- Sorry, but just links is B-O-R-I-N-G
- I’m on Twitter to have fun
- Also to meet awesome people
- And I have.
- @thunt27 @BiblioBrat @writeinink are my bitches.
- Any questions now?
- Didn’t think so.
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